It was a legendary penis in the North East England town, and its owner had become a quasi-celebrity because of it. The audience erupted, delighted to catch a front-row glimpse of the biggest penis in Newcastle. So Jordan took a breath, carefully unbuttoned his pants, and pulled out his penis. He had found himself in this situation so many times before, and he knew when it was time to admit defeat. Nonsense, they said, as they formed an ironclad circle around Jordan to protect him. He liked this bar, and he didn’t want to get banned for performing his party trick. “Not here, not tonight,” Jordan answered. “Get it out, get it out!” the rowdy spectators screamed. There was Willie Jordan, flanked by a dozen friends and a few curious strangers in the back corner of a dimly lit pub. You also become known as the “big dick guy," your identity reduced to one part of your body. It can be tough to fit your erect penis completely inside of a vagina. But it turns out having a big penis comes with its fair share of problems, too. Most of us are stuck with what we've got.
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